(via pervertology)
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How a 7-year old kid describes sex
One night a curious 7-year old went up to his mom and asked “Mom, what’s sex?”
His mom replied “Go hide behind the curtains in your older sister’s bedroom, come back after a few hours and tell me what you saw”
So the little boy obeyed.
An hour and a half later, the boy returned and his mother asked him “What did you see?”
So the boy recounted his story…
“Well, it started like this. I was hiding in the curtains right? And it was getting all boring and hot in there and I was thinking of coming out when the door opened.
Older sister came in along with her boyfriend so I stayed put and hid myself cause I know sis would get mad at me if she knew I was there.
Then, the weirdest things happened.
Her boyfriend must have been getting cold because he put his hand inside her shirt! And after a while I think it got colder because he put his other one inside her skirt this time! He was smiling and she was too and I thought it must be warm in there for them to look so happy.
Then I think they started feeling too warm so they started taking their clothes off. I think her boyfriend was hungry now because he started sucking on her… errr… whatchamacallems… anyways I don’t think he found milk in there but he still tried.
And then he pulled out this eel out of his pants and I think they didn’t like it because he tried to suffocate it with some plastic tube thingy and he was moaning and big sis had her mouth on it and I think she was trying to bite it out.
She was unable to I think so he laid down and she went on top of it and started jumping up and down to try and kill it! And I think the eel was fighting back because big sis and her boyfriend were moaning! Poor them! That eel must be a meanie!
I think they were succesful after that because after they finished I saw that the eel was limp and looked forlorn. The guy then took off the plastic and it looked weird because its blood was white. I never knew eel’s blood was white.
And then he flushed the plastic thing he used to suffocate it and they put their clothes back on and they looked happy, because I think they managed to kill that scary eel. Man. I didn’t know sex was that intense”
bashn nyo haha
찾아 보자고 내게는 최대 그것을 위해 휴식 중 하나를하지 않아도 우리는 변명을 그래서 필요가 없습니다 당신은 그럼 거짓말을 설정까지 어디에 누가이기는가되었고 누군가가 우리의 말을지면 우리도 그냥 사랑은 진실되고하지만 지금은있다 난 진짜에요 말해두 ‘사랑은 우리의 당신은 내가 사랑하는 당신을 마지막으로 할 때 시간을 거슬러 와서 작별 싶어 했잖아 누군가가 말했 아무도 왜 나를 아직도 알고 사랑하지 말아요 당신이 내게 그렇게 말해 누군가를 당신이 오직 필요 시간을 비행 다시
# Hot Stage #
IU and 2AM’s Seulong “Nagging / 잔소리”
# Comeback Stage #
Seo InYoung “Written as Love Sung as Pain / 사랑이라 쓰고 아픔이라 부른다”
# Take 7#
CNBLUE “Love”
4Minute “Huh”
MBLAQ “Y”
f(x) “Nu ABO”
# Hot Music #
Orange Caramel “Magic Girl / 마법소녀”
Koyote “Return”
Infinite…
